I thought this was a saddlechariot site, what's all this rat poison nonsense?
The saddlechariot is the result of me going off at a weird tangent, this is another. If you haven't got a rat problem, find another page, if you have, read on.
SAFE RAT POISON!
Does this mean a poison for
safe rats, or a safe poison for rats to eat, or am I just talking
nonsense? The Government certainly is. Eradibait is a brilliant rat
poison with the unique virtue of being totally safe for non rodents.
BUT since it is being sold to kill rats that eat it, it must be poison,
so it must be a hazardous substance so it must be plastered with a
whole load of warnings. So
the front of the sack announces that you can kill rats without the use
of poisonous chemicals and lists the ingredients, Corn cobs: 94% ie the
bit of corn on the cob that you don't eat, (in the same way the bones
are the bit of the cow you don't eat), and wheat flour: 1% and
molasses; 5%. You don't eat the corn cob because it is tough and hard
and fibrous. You don't eat coconut shells for the same reason and that
doesn't make them poisonous. The back of the packet is full of warnings, paritcularly the (COSHH) Control of Substances Hazardous to Health warnings. AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH MOUTH. PREVENT ACCESS TO BAIT BY CHILDREN AND NON TARGET ANIMALS. etc etc.
So
because it can act as a poison for rats, but to us is a completely
harmless, it has to comply with rules as if it was poisonous to us, and
quite possibly safe for rats. Presumably if we come up with an
environmentally safe alternative to the internal combustion engine, it
will be taxed and legislated for as if it was dangerous and polluting.
Back to the relevant bit, does it work? Yes BUT.
You have to learn to work
backwards. With your standard, drop dead lethal, rat poison, you are, I
sincerely hope, working out how to ensure that ONLY rats can get at the
stuff, and you work on the principle that they will eat it sooner or
later. With Eradibait, who cares who
eats it. Any wasted on chickens, horses or children will only cost you
the money for the product you wasted. I eat the stuff myself to prove a
point. It is perfectly filthy, but safe. The bantams scratch around in
the stuff the rats have kicked out of their burrows while excavating.
The dog catches the rats that are slowing down as a result of Eradirat
ingestion, and I suspect our feral cat is making sure very few get back
to their burrow to die. The ponies try to nick the bags of poison and
the ferrets hunt the honeycomb walls. And my 4 children, ages ranging
from 3 to 15 wander around doing whatever it is that children
do.........and I do not worry about poison. For that alone, Eradibait
is worth the money.
We
live in a rented farmhose with 70 yards X 10 yards of rambling stone
built redundant barns. When we arrived there was a major rat problem
and the walls are totally tunnelled out. While learning to use
Eradibait, I was baiting 15 different points and going through
Eradibait at a rate of knots. Now I am baiting one hole and controlling
the rats easily.
When
I started using Eradibait, I had two problems. My rats did't like it,
and I didn't know how to use it. The third problem is that the
instructons don't make sense in the real world. That's simply dealt
with, ignore them. They suggest for indoor use, "all likely food sorces must be removed or made unavailable to rodents". In
your dreams mate. If we could do this we wouldn't bother trying to get
rid of the little creeps because they wouldn't be a problem. And
outdoor use, for most people, why bother. I don't mind rats in the
woods and hedges, or down by the streams and boating down the b****y
river in children's books (though Ratty was of course a Bank Vole), in
fact I am perefectly tolerant of rats if they aren't eating the
ponies/guinea pigs/gerbils/bantams/dogs/ferrets food or babies. So
indoor is the problem and rats can get into anything.
The solution is simple and
easy ONCE you have made the initial effort. You have to find the elite
property in rat terms.Think of yourself on TV doing a program on
celebrity rats. Which hole is THE hole to be seen coming out of, where
are the paparatzi clustering. Once you have identified that hole, put
in carefully prepared (back in TV mode, but this time Celebrity Rat
Chef) dishes to tempt the most jaded rat palate. Once the resident of
this palatial hole succumbs, the next most senior celebrity rat moves
in and in turn, moves on to a better, or at least different world. It's
"I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!" in reverse.
To tempt your rat, and you may be lucky and live in an area where Eradibait is the plat du jour,
I make up little handcrafted designer bags of Eradibait and peanut
butter, which I insert into the celebrity doorway, and let nature take
its course. What celeb can resist a personalised goody bag. Click this
link to see how. And here's one I made earlier
I finally got round to writing
this as a result of talking to the Wolds Owl Group. I had thought of
selling Eradibait as a sideline, (call anytime and I will of course
sell you as much as I can, or just e-mail all your credit card details
and you can forget about the rats because you will have major financial
problems that will completely overshadow your pathetic rat problem),
but as you can see, Eeradirat isn't as obviously easy as putting out
seriously toxic stuff.
I believed in the product, I
just didn't see preaching the gospel of responsible rodent control as
financially viable. But given the problems Owls and other carnivores
face round farm buildings and domestic property, Eradibait makes total
sense. And the ecologically aware can learn the NEW techniques
associated with non toxic poisoning and show farmers how to control
rats easily, affordably and above all safely. The environmental
benefits are the icing on the cake, but if people do something because
it makes sense, we don't have to waste the environmental guilt trip
approach. A bit of education and anybody can control rats with
Eradibait, but you can't just bung it down.
That is why I have put down my
experiences, speaking as an enthusiastic user and am happy to help
anyone with advice. The risk is that I will try to sell you an Organic Quad Bike .
WARNING. If you are in a Red Squirrel area, Eradibait will kill Red Squirrels. Keep it out of their reach. And read the instructions, don't just rely on unkown weirdos on the web.